Elder brother: Let us apply our brains to this, my enormous one and your tiny one.
Troll family dinner!
Troll Dad: Why are you so useless, your brothers have all been mugging people today!
Troll brother: I have been punching people!
Youngest troll: I kicked things. I kicked a wall.
Troll Dad: You idiot! (slaps son)
Youngest troll: It had a person on it, and their money fell down when I kicked the wall. It fell on my head.
Troll Dad: Good work son.
Emo teen gets an internship at the embassy….
Isaac: Uh, has he filled in an….
Receptionist: He started, but then he got disinterested.
Receptionist: You didn’t fill in your gender.
Sam: No. It’s difficult.
Receptionist: It doesn’t seem that difficult.
Sam: Well, it isn’t right now. You could put down male and it would be accurate now but next week it would be wrong and I don’t know if you want your files to be wrong.
Isaac: Is this a “here” thing?
Sam (deadpan sarcasm to the extreme!): No. I’ve “magically” changed gender since I was a baby, it’s totally normal for Earth kids.
Receptionist: I’m going on a bathroom break.
Isaac: try not to throw up in a drawer or whatever it is you kids do.
Troll: I did want to mug them Dad.
Troll Dad: I know you did son, and I’m proud of you.