A very merry Christmas to all of my gentle readers. And the not-so-gentle ones too 🙂

Is it gauche to wear my personalised Mickey Mouse ears to Christmas family gatherings? I already wore them on Christmas Eve with all my friends. Maybe if I wear them long enough everyone will forget that they’re *not part of my body*.

I got the full Planet Earth BBC series on DVD from my beloved. I know what I’m going to be doing for the next seven days!