The blog entry I wrote for the library teen website is up at the library website.
If you have ever wondered about the Twilight books or asked me what I thought of them, I think I manage to explain myself pretty well.

It’s a bit edited, so I post the complete rant here…Spoilers for all 4 books

Twilight: awesome or horrific?
Recently people have been asking me about the Twilight books and I�ve been telling them not to bother. Well, more accurately I�ve been howling �noooooo don�t do it! It�s not woooooooorth it!� which is an extreme response I�ll admit, and I have generally had to follow it up with an explanation.

I have a love/hate relationship with Stephenie Meyer�s phenomenally best selling vampire series. I was given the first one by a friend who recommended it. I had read a bunch of good reviews and I�m a sucker (excuse the pun) for a vampire story so I read it. I still maintain that the first book is alright. On the whole it�s a good solid story with exciting stuff going on and interesting characters introduced. I managed to ignore the complete ridiculousness of the vampires that sparkle like pretty diamonds and the fact that Edward seemed to be creepily stalking Bella because he was intriguing and it was pretty sexy and I like vampires.

It all went downhill pretty fast in the second book. New Moon starts with Bella nearly getting munched by Edward�s vampire family, which they solve by moving away. Fair enough I guess, since they don�t want to eat her and she doesn�t want to be eaten. Then Bella reveals that actually she isn�t the strong female protagonist that we had thought she was in Twilight. She falls apart completely without Edward around. She is so devastated whole chapters of her life (well, the book) are blank. She simply cannot function without Edward in her life. This is upsetting to me, because I tend to think that women should be able to live their lives without a man if they so choose. I mean sure, have the huge dramatic emotional drama in your book by all means. But I want my characters to grow and learn from their pain, move on with their lives and become stronger for it. Bella wallows in emo sadness until she realises that another boy might be able to make it better.

(By the way Jacob is an amazing character and I love him to bits and I can�t believe Stephenie Meyer treated him so bad in the last book. Team Jacob all the way, he could make Bella so happy if she would just let him.)

So our lead character defines herself through the men in her life. And the most important man is an obsessive stalker who kind of wants to murder her all the time? This is not the ideal for 21st century girls is it? I get worried when I read reviews online from people saying that these books are the most romantic thing they�ve ever read. It�s interesting that this worry of mine is actually addressed in the books. If you�re familiar with the books you�ll recall that Bella�s favourite book is Wuthering Heights. I�ve read Wuthering Heights. I know it�s touted as being one of the great romances but if you really think about it it�s actually the story of two incredibly self obsessed brats destroying the lives of everyone around them because they love each other but they can�t be together because they are too self obsessed. I think Stephenie Meyer is trying to tell us something by having Bella and Edward talk about that book don�t you think?

So, if I have so many problems with these books, why do I also love them? Stephenie Meyer is a very good writer. I mean, her prose is very good and she knows how to keep you hooked in. Even when I was swearing at loud at the characters, I couldn�t put these books down. I had to know what happened next. You start to care about Bella and Charlie and Alice (I freaking love Alice too by the way, she�s all kinds of awesome). Even though certain ridiculous things happen you get worried for the characters and the action is exciting and you have to read the whole book.

I can�t really remember what happens in Eclipse, except that there�s a whole werewolves-hate-vampires-and-then-have-to-team-up-with-them thing, and Bella admits that she actually does love Jacob back and could be happy with him, but she has to be with Edward anyway but she wants Jacob to always be around and why can�t she just have both? Even though Edward and Jacob really want to kill each other but can�t because it would make Bella too sad. The bad vampires from this series are pretty perspicacious, because it�s still Victoria trying to kill Bella at the end of Eclipse by creating all these crazy wild �newborn� vampires to be her army against Edward�s family. It�s pretty scary stuff, if they end up making this book into a movie it�s going to be a horror movie.

I was quite excited about the idea of Breaking Dawn. I didn�t actually read it, I have to admit, but I read Cleolinda Jones� fantastic summary/recap of it, written in �real time� as she read the book herself.

There�s some terrifying stuff in that book. Like the fact that Bella finally gets what she wants (sex with Edward) but that he injures her in the process. And the pregnancy with demon child who injures her from within and may turn out to be a horrific monster. And the birth sequence where the baby breaks her spine? OK, that�s not cool Stephenie Meyer. That�s upsetting. Then Jacob (whom I love) imprints on the baby? And the baby is called Renesme? It�s very wrong is what it is. I can�t even explain the levels of disturbed.
This is not true romance, this is a horror story about what it�s like to be with a blood sucking monster.

Because the final book, Midnight Sun? It�s not been published yet and it might not be, because the first few chapters got leaked online and Stephenie got upset and doesn�t want to finish writing it now. But I�ve read some of those leaked chapters. You can get them off her website. It�s really scary stuff. Twilight from Edward�s point of view is like a how-to-stalk �someone guidebook. But that�s getting ahead of myself, because of course his first instinct in relation to Bella is to kill her. His monstrous vampire nature overwhelms him and he spends a lot of time planning in his head how to murder her and then probably everyone else in their biology class so that he can keep his vampiric nature secret. This is pages worth of murder-planning I�m talking about. It�s very unpleasant. Then he decides that because she is the only person whose thoughts he can�t hear he must be in love with her and find out what she is thinking and creepily stalk her. While making her believe that he dislikes her. It�s a messed up relationship controlled by a messed up guy.

So why do I tell people I know not to read Twilight? Because they are stories about awful things happening to characters you grow to care about, written in such a way that you can�t put them down. Once you start reading you have to know what happens. I�m not convinced that the pain is worth it. I say, don�t read Twilight.

5 thoughts on “Twilight

  1. You are insightful 🙂 And I loved this review. It encourages me not to read Twilight. You have confirmed my suspicions!
    But also did you know that they guy who plays Edward (also Cedric Diggory) went to my cousin’s school? (While my cousin was teaching there that is). O and I are dismayed that cousin fails us by not being able to introduce us at all. Sigh.

  2. i’m vaguely intrigued by these books, as they sound even more messed up than the vampire series i already luv to hate (Anita Blake), but with an incredibly passive female lead (if as whiny), instead of a “psychotically dominant one”…
    at the same time, i have huge amounts of ennui about locating the books to actually read them. and i suspect they wouldn’t be as entertaining as your descriptions of them are!

  3. I am a bit torn about the idea of reading those books because while I love reading non-horror-centric vampire/preternatural stories, I am so used to them centring around a strong (okay, sometimes ditzy but ultimately strong both in will and physicality)that I think I would be much too frustrated by the way it sounds like Bella becomes. And yet still a part of me does want to read them…hm….

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